I keep telling my partner that I can't help it, but I lack astrological fire. Since fire is slim pickings in my chart, I attract it to me. I chronically burn myself when cooking, for example. My oven mitt looks like it survived a nuclear bomb testing site and is good and charred.
She didn't believe me. Not at all. All that astrology stuff is hogwash.
So I ask you, how many people do you know who manage to catch an entire microwave on fire?
Here's the proof of the aftermath, post flames and outside on the sidewalk:
The second picture shows how the flames grew so hot that the entire inside liner plumped down like an inverted giant marshmallow. These were taken at night with my phone camera so might be a little grainy, but you should still be able to make out some detail.
Sadly we were too busy scrambling to put out the flames and neither of us were able to grab a camera and take a picture of the flames lapping out over the edge of the door.